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lojosang

What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« på: August 24, 2006, 22:36:01 »
OK, basicly, this is it:

On OEF:
41.3% of the posts consists of various statements along the lines of "Blackwell is a moron and should be kicked out immediatly."

40.2% consists of Blackie glorification
5.2% consists of Crainey-bashing.
4.3% Bakke bashing
4.2% Bakke glorification
4.6% is transfer speculations, and complaints over tranfer activity or the lack thereof
The rest is sensible, thoughtful, enlightened discussions on various issues concering Leeds.

Oh, and OEF actually means "Early O stars that show double emission lines in He II 4686"
Google define never lies!

Oh, yeah, and 91.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. [:D]


I'll get back to the rest later.

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B-m

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #1 på: August 25, 2006, 04:36:10 »
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


i love the english, PLEASE -forum!
« Siste redigering: August 25, 2006, 04:38:29 av B-m »
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who killed Trondheimwhite?

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #2 på: August 25, 2006, 05:54:38 »
quote:
Originally posted by lojosang

I'll get back to the rest later.



I think we'll put him to rest, rather...

When he's not posting here, he's in Ireland testing the local Whisky.

Bjønna on the other hand, is more into coffee or showing off his latest repairs of his car

There are some funny characters here, no doubt!
Now it's just for you to get to know them... [:I]

Good luck! (yeah might need it...)...



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Sten

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #3 på: August 25, 2006, 14:24:15 »
I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....

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lojosang

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #4 på: August 28, 2006, 17:33:39 »
I know I speak it, and somehow I got the impression that you do to. [:P]
It's good to flex you bilingual muscle from time to time [:D]

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Lids

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #5 på: August 28, 2006, 18:25:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by pikselator

I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....

Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman



I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]

Thomas
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Ronald

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #6 på: August 29, 2006, 05:20:55 »
Funny[:D][:D]

"No hadde det vært godt med en Whisky."

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #7 på: August 29, 2006, 06:17:34 »
quote:
Originally posted by Lids

Sitat
Originally posted by pikselator

I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....

I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]



I speak even less, so you are right, he is wrong. Then, if turning right he is wrong, then what if he turns left, is he left then????

And what is he left with???

I am a little confused now...
Maybe you can make it right? [:I]




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26Killa

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #8 på: September 03, 2006, 06:54:03 »
Kan vi ikke bare så like godt bytte denne om til Norsk igjen?:P
utifra at det kun er Norsk snakkene folk her :P

killer boots, man!!

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #9 på: September 03, 2006, 16:38:27 »
quote:
Originally posted by 26Killa

Kan vi ikke bare så like godt bytte denne om til Norsk igjen?:P
utifra at det kun er Norsk snakkene folk her :P



VÃ…TTThh???



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Sten

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #10 på: September 03, 2006, 17:11:14 »
Assbear! He is saying that we might as well forget about this thread, as there are no english users in this forum!!

i say we keep it as a "sleeping thread" in case someone drops by...

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #11 på: September 03, 2006, 21:12:43 »
quote:
Originally posted by pikselator
i say we keep it as a "sleeping thread" in case someone drops by...

-Stone (aka Pricks)



A good idea [:)]

Then we'll have somewhere to go when we get tired too [^]



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« Siste redigering: September 03, 2006, 21:13:10 av Asbjørn »
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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #12 på: September 11, 2006, 14:50:57 »
i`m coming again and again



flynn

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #13 på: September 22, 2006, 03:40:40 »
two days ago we were saying all the time Blackwell out (ut in Norway language). Today we mostly  say that Blackwell was a good manager, but we think Curbishley is gooder.

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #14 på: September 22, 2006, 03:49:42 »
quote:
Originally posted by flynn

two days ago we were saying all the time Blackwell out (ut in Norway language). Today we mostly  say that Blackwell was a good manager, but we think Curbishley is gooder.

Flynn


...and we all LOVE Wise... Unfortunately it's no good wordplays in Norwegian about Wise decisions etc so instead we say he can sit on the toilet and shit, since we all practise that a lot...

Not at least on this forum.



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lojosang

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #15 på: September 27, 2006, 00:02:13 »
Bakke-bashing is down to a slow trickle, Blackie-bashing all but gone.
It's a wonder anything gets said at all.

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #16 på: September 27, 2006, 05:09:48 »


Oh, we're always into some kind of slaughter... At least we still got Crainey in that respect... though he gets more and more credit nowadays, yeah Moore yeah...

And then some even mentions Keegan (like in Kevin) and wants us to score 4 goals (like his ancient Newcastle - noone mentions his ol' England) and then duly forgets they often let in 5 goals...

All this only because Carver (still loooked upon as a Savior) used to meal alongside Kevin as they both lived (and worked) in Newcastle.



And Håkon still wants us to take another Ridsdale...



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flynn

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #17 på: September 27, 2006, 15:32:11 »
Word goes around in here that Claudio Ranieri has been at Elland Road on several occasions of late, (apparently at least once he was sitting next to Elvis...) We think that the reason for him coming to ER could be one out of a possible three;
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.

Some of us hope the latter is the correct answer.

Flynn

SirOlsen

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #18 på: Oktober 13, 2006, 08:34:38 »
quote:
Originally posted by flynn

Word goes around in here that Claudio Ranieri has been at Elland Road on several occasions of late, (apparently at least once he was sitting next to Elvis...) We think that the reason for him coming to ER could be one out of a possible three;
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.

Some of us hope the latter is the correct answer.

Flynn


Hahaha! [:D][:D][:D]
Now... that was a good one! [:D]

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Leif Sverre

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #19 på: Oktober 16, 2006, 05:52:43 »
quote:
Originally posted by Lids

quote:
Originally posted by pikselator

I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....

Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman



I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]

Thomas



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SirOlsen

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #20 på: Oktober 16, 2006, 07:04:29 »
off, it`s hard to be a niss.. ehm.. Leeds supporter nowadays..

But let`s turn this sinking ship over to a success!!
March everybody!

MARCHING ON TOGETHER!
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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #21 på: November 14, 2006, 03:09:54 »
quote:
Originally posted by flynn
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.



Well, then we're left with 1) or 2) ...






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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #22 på: Desember 09, 2006, 11:12:35 »
Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]

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Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #23 på: Desember 09, 2006, 21:45:45 »
quote:
Originally posted by Øisten forkynner

Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]



Really??? Is he the new manager?

Where is Blackwell now then???

Haven't I heard that name Wise before?
Maybe someone can help me with that one...



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SirOlsen

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #24 på: Desember 10, 2006, 06:57:32 »
I think he`s on the Betterings Way... (Blackie)
A pippipp has been kvittering in my ear that he intend to seuw uss for a whole lot åff månney...



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lojosang

Re: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #25 på: Desember 11, 2006, 01:18:41 »
quote:
Originally posted by Asbjørn

quote:
Originally posted by Øisten forkynner

Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]



Really??? Is he the new manager?

Where is Blackwell now then???

Haven't I heard that name Wise before?
Maybe someone can help me with that one...



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Or select you or dissect you Or inspect you or reject you
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No one can be helped with that one. He's beyond help.
Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Jeg ser ikke land lenger. Hvor er fyrtårent som skulle ha strålt i det fjerne?

Trenge vel for fakerten  ikkje ha nåken signatur heller eg, vel! [:D]
« Siste redigering: Desember 11, 2006, 01:18:57 av lojosang »
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flynn

Sv: What we're saying in the Norwegian posts, SUMMARY!
« Svar #26 på: Oktober 16, 2007, 13:43:03 »
Post-relagation Summary:

We have stopped asking why the h... our famous strikers are unable to score for anyone apart their national team, and gotten used to the idea that those we have left actually scores for us.

We have stopped hating the football league, and begun to believe they actually made us a favour by deducting those points. At least now the promotion might not be secured until March/April, which extends the interesting part of this season considerably!

We understand that money is again being put into the rehabilitation of Elland Road, after all that Johnstone's Paint guys are coming over in a few weeks!

These days we are desparately trying to figure out what we can critisise Wise and Bates for while the club is winning games for fun.... It has to be said that some of us are more successful than others  ;)

While all of that was going on someone went ahead and replaced the old forum with a brand new one, leaving us with even less things to hate.

Keep this up and you'll find this place practically empty within weeks  :(

flynn

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« Svar #27 på: Oktober 16, 2007, 22:08:39 »
Post-relagation Summary:


Keep this up and you'll find this place practically empty within weeks  :(

Maybe we can do the laundry then?
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Einar

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« Svar #28 på: Oktober 17, 2007, 14:15:19 »

[/quote]
Maybe we can do the laundry then?
[/quote]

Somehow I think you're pulling the rubber band a bit too far now, Assbear  ;D