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Title: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 28, 2005, 04:42:42
Denne tråden er viet tidenes aller beste og morsomste bidrag fra TV-skjermen.

Dagens:

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I don't speak English." "I'm married to the sea." "I don't wanna kill you, but I will." ... Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.




"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 28, 2005, 06:01:56
Vel, teoretisk er det en ny dag:

Grandpa Simpson: "My son is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a cheat, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 29, 2005, 02:06:10
"Leonard Nimoy: Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."



"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: tori_no on May 29, 2005, 03:07:04
Man får det ikke morsommere enn man gjør det selv heter det!Det er godt du tar vare på deg selv Tore.....

Simpson er jo en sjefs-serie, det skal du ha!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 29, 2005, 03:53:02
Nettopp!

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on May 29, 2005, 03:59:04
Hello operator give me the number to 911!!!!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 29, 2005, 05:42:15
Klassiker det.

Ny:

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 29, 2005, 19:20:26
Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.



"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on May 31, 2005, 04:40:11
Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 02, 2005, 04:20:15
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!



"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 03, 2005, 04:22:06
Ja, da har denne tråden levd sitt eget fantastiske liv i èn uke! Til glede og inspirasjon for utrolig mange i en ellers grå hverdag. Følgelig følger følgende jubileumssitat:

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down.


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Sten on June 03, 2005, 04:33:42
Min favorittråd dette. Keep up the good work!

Pikselator (AKA Sten) -
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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Asbjørn on June 03, 2005, 04:49:46
quote:
Min favorittråd dette.

Favorittråd...

Mitt favorittråd derimot, det er...

...ja si det...



She knows there's no success like failure
And that failure's no success at all.
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on June 04, 2005, 01:44:00
quote:
Originally posted by pikselator

Min favorittråd dette. Keep up the good work!

Pikselator (AKA Sten) -
Your Friendly Forum Groundsman



Men piks, min snooker tråd var mer patetisk vel??

Yeah i know
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Sten on June 04, 2005, 13:56:49
quote:
Men piks, min snooker tråd var mer patetisk vel??



Har planer om en curlingtråd som redefinerer patetisk..

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bye on June 04, 2005, 20:44:51
Må nesten forklare denne; En storm er på vei, og Simpsons' og Flanders' forbereder seg, ved å ta ned løse objekter i hagen:
"Oh, better take down little baby Jesus, if he gets loose he could really do some damage!"

Lexie
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 05, 2005, 20:21:46
Hehe...

Dagens kommer fra vår kjære politisjef, Chief Wiggum:

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.


(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/chiefstandingtall.gif)


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bye on June 11, 2005, 20:34:30
"Son, this is the only time Im ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose."

Lexie
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 12, 2005, 12:48:42
En enkel idag:

Homer no function beer well without.


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Sten on June 19, 2005, 21:24:05
går litt nedover med denne tråden, ToreLA?

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bye on June 19, 2005, 21:57:03
"Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! "


Lexie
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 20, 2005, 04:55:11
Denne tråden er på vei oppover igjen!

Nå en fra Homer igjen:

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day"

(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/homer_ani.gif)

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on June 20, 2005, 19:50:42
d'oh!!

Yeah i know
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 21, 2005, 05:19:58
Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV



"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: knut_eknes on June 22, 2005, 14:24:00
Marge og Homer er inne på kontoret til fylkesmannen(heter sikkert noe annet i USA, men men..)da han plutselig kollapser..

Marge: Quick, somebody perform CPR!
Homer: eh...(synger) I see a bad moon rising...
Marge:No Homer thats CCR, i meant CPR!
Homer:D'oh
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on July 03, 2005, 21:16:27
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.


"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on July 24, 2005, 01:24:12
Homer: Honey, there's a point in every fathers life when he blows up his daughters room.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: baste on July 24, 2005, 01:53:26
ToreLA er snart fast på A-laget....ikke dårlig bare det.
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on July 24, 2005, 18:14:44
Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on August 20, 2005, 07:30:07
Armymann 1: I can't believe the sarge said we're the worst bunch he's ever seen!
Armymann 2: See, I have to believe he's seen worse bunches then us.
Armymann 1: But he said...
Armymann 2: Yeah, I know what he said. He was just trying to motivate us!
Armymann 1: Well, it ruined the whole hike.



"Dean Whitehead. Surely the uggliest face in modern football. Looks like a horse". John Bradley.

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on August 20, 2005, 07:44:00
Beruset Torela?
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on August 20, 2005, 07:56:08
Oh no. Bare i godt humør etter et par Simpsons-episoder...



"Dean Whitehead. Surely the uggliest face in modern football. Looks like a horse". John Bradley.

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on August 23, 2005, 05:19:38
Grandpa Simpson: - Anyway.... long story short...... is phrase whos origins are complicated and rambling



Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Dennis on August 23, 2005, 17:59:28
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. -  Homer

Ta Del I Flamingos Dynasti
Marching On Together!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on September 07, 2005, 01:43:28
Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place has got more pirated tapes than... eh...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Chief Wiggum: That'll have to do.
.....
Chief Wiggum: The owner is in more hot water then... eh....
Lou: Eh... Japanese tea-bag?
Chief Wiggum: Why don't you lay of the Asians, Lou.



Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Lars E on September 20, 2005, 21:25:21
På tide me ein nye quote nå Tore! :)

Forever Leeds
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 29, 2005, 05:56:28
Homer: No! Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted! Heh... distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Let me call the suicide hotline and ask them.


Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 02, 2005, 18:53:14
Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!


Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 02, 2005, 19:00:49
To idag. Det er jo snart jul!

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.



Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 02, 2005, 19:10:58
Slår på stortromma idag:

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.



Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Dennis on December 03, 2005, 16:07:41
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Marching On Together!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 21, 2005, 08:34:17
Homer: Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight i'm using a..... Apu, what do you call this thing again?
Apu: A napkin.
Homer: Ha-ha-ha..... Outrageous!


Oh shit! Run!

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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Pål Einar on December 22, 2005, 01:07:41
Homer: "Oh come on Marge, you have lots of friends... Like... Ehhh... Lisa... Ehhhh.. and the Stove,"

(http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style1,B-m-dot--spc-Your-spc-man-spc-with-spc-the-spc-shoes.png)[
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Eirik on January 02, 2006, 03:58:42
Tore!! Du klarer et sitat i uka i det minste! [:)]
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 24, 2006, 05:50:05
Marge: Oh, and there's a homecoming parade!
Homer: Then the big game between Springfield U and Springfiel A&M! I hate Springfield U so much!
Lisa: You went to Sprinfield U, you hate A&M...
Homer: ... so much!


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The Worlds first analyst/therapist - Analrapist


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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 24, 2006, 05:54:22
Homer: "Bill, bill, bill... ooh llib! Oh wait, bill..."


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The Worlds first analyst/therapist - Analrapist


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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 26, 2006, 21:27:46
Dette er kanskje ikke den morsomtste Simpsonquotesen, men det er kanskje den mest geniale av dem alle. Hyperkristne Ned Flanders klargjør seg for orkan og har sikret hele eiendommen sin, bortsett fra Krybbeopsetningen sin i hagen.

Ned: Oooh, I better go take down the manger scene. If baby Jesus got loose, he could really do some damage.


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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 28, 2006, 07:02:54
Homer: I wan't to set the record straight; I thought the cop was a prostitute!


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The Worlds first analyst/therapist - Analrapist


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Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: lojosang on March 28, 2006, 17:46:34
Why are good things s tasty!

Jokke for LUSCOS!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on September 02, 2006, 20:55:09
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/viper22/ribwitch.gif)
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 13, 2006, 09:18:23
Påtide med en ny:

Homer: I got the grocerys!
Lisa: Maple soda? A cellphone full of candy? Astronaut bread? Dad, i gave you a list!
Homer: Oh yeah.... Huh, huh, huh... You where way off!


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Dennis on November 13, 2006, 21:45:28
Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!


Proud to be LEEDS!
Verdens hardeste yrke: Leeds-supporter
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 13, 2006, 23:00:59
Hehe, morsom episode det der.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: B-m on November 13, 2006, 23:07:24
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Kaizer

Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!






[:D][:D]
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 17, 2006, 01:21:36
Bart: Dad, Are you licking toades!?
Homer: I'm not not licking toades.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 18, 2006, 07:04:07
Lisa: Dad, is there anything you'd like to tell us about this horde?
Homer: You'd think so, but no.
Marge: They look like you, they where rude to Patty and Selma and the horde has been described as "very gassy"!
Homer: Yeah, it's a good group.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on November 18, 2006, 20:09:40
Men simpsons er jo ikke bare gode kommentarer. Derfor må vi gjøre rom for en fantastisk scene fra sesong 16:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 18, 2006, 21:40:19
Homer: Why did you let that looser into our home?!
Marge: I'll tell you why; christian charity!
Homer: Christian Charity!? What does a pornstar has to do with this?


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Dennis on December 18, 2006, 22:32:56
quote:
Originally posted by ToreLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk



"Stupid spider, afraid of dying!"

"What? Spider-poison, is people-poison?"

[:D]

- Dennis
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 20, 2006, 04:30:56
Lisa: Oh, the famous Shelbyville Theatre district! Can we see a play?
Bart: Play? All plays suck. All the time and always will. And everyone knows it.
Homer: Look, we'll compromise. We'll go see a play....
Lisa: Hah!
Homer: .......that Lisa doesn't wanna see.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on December 31, 2006, 01:02:10
Homer: But I am no super genious...... or...... are I?


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: gjc on December 31, 2006, 01:29:47
Homer: If he is so smart, how come he is dead?



LLL !
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on January 14, 2007, 21:39:43
Lenny: I'll tell you how she died. You know that sign that says "do not stand up on the rollercoaster"?
Bart: Yeah...?
Lenny: Overdosed right in front of it.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bites Yer Legs on January 18, 2007, 06:14:23
kanskje ikkje helt ordrett, men lo godt da eg så det og ler forsatt..

Homer: Oh no! We killed Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!

NORMAN HUNTER BITES YER LEGS!!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bites Yer Legs on January 18, 2007, 06:16:34
Marge: Our son joined the army!
Homer: Ahh! Big deal, by the time Bart's 18 we're gonna control the world! We're China, right?

NORMAN HUNTER BITES YER LEGS!!
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ragnar on February 07, 2007, 20:37:32
Lenge siden sist nå... [}:)]

*Champions of CCC 06/07*
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on February 13, 2007, 06:28:53
Her kommer en ny! Fran en halloween-episode der Homer døde etter å ha spist brokkoli og kommer tilbake til Marge for hjelp.

Homer: Oh Marge, you've gotta help me. I've gotta do one good deed to get into heaven!
Marge: Well, i've got a whole list of chores; clean the garage, paint the house, grab the t.......
Homer: Wow, wow, i'm just trying to get in, i'm not running for jesus.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 26, 2007, 04:20:52
Homer: I've never been so emberrased! And the worst part is this i brunch, so you've ruined two meals. I'll see you all at lupper.


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on March 27, 2007, 07:22:45
Magazine editor: Amazing, Homer. These photos has page one written all over them. Why the hell did you do that for?


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on August 23, 2007, 23:10:30
Mr. Burns: "Who should appear but the love of my college-years; Mimsy Bancroft. Of course by then, Mimsy had her share of wrinkles and a grey hair or two, but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections, to her 21 year old daughter Lilly."


Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: lojosang on August 23, 2007, 23:50:25
SpiderPig, SpiderPig!

Trenge vel for fakerten  ikkje ha nåken signatur heller eg, vel! [:D]
Title: Re: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Dennis on September 01, 2007, 20:00:03
Beklager hvis det er postet før, men jeg så episoden der Lisa blir forelsket i bølla Nelson i går. Nelson og Lisa har piknik på en ås med utsikt til Springfield og har det veldig kos. Nelson og Lisa ender opp med å kysse da gjengen til Nelson med Jimbo og co dukker opp og sier

"You kissed a girl! That's so gay!" [:D]



- Dennis
Title: Sv: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on January 12, 2008, 11:21:26
"An old man has gone crazy down at the ER! He's demanding to see a Quack".
Title: Sv: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 03, 2010, 00:03:37
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Title: Sv: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: Bites Yer Legs on June 04, 2010, 15:14:07
 ;D ;D ;D ;Dden var verd å hente opp igjen tråden for ;D ;D
Title: Sv: Dagens Simpson-quote
Post by: ToreLA on June 08, 2010, 19:47:48
Var lenge siden sist nå  ;D