The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello Mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his Mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed,
your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters,
and all while you were having such great time.'
The young lad is very upset,
'What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry.' 'Sorry? Sorry?' says his Mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!
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Morosamt, men har du ikke postet den før, b-m?
- Dennis
Nope ikke fra meg :)
Benitez is realy happy about two late signings on transfer deadline day, hes got a youth Italian, and a promising Japanese kid in to Anfield. Benitez says Alessandro Robatelli and Yuri Nikamotor they should fit in with the Liverpool style no problem.
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Also heard from a source at Oldham yesterday morning that Lee Hughes is back in training, and has lost none of his pace since being inside. Apparantly he is leaving people for dead on the training ground.
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f**k Lee Hughes btw!!
Endelig kvitt tidsklemma, bjønna? [:D]
Jon R.
Jepp! Dama er hjemme i Lofoten så nå kan jeg surfe 24/7 :D
Kanskje ikke akkurat en vits, men likevel...
En nordlending fatter har spilt old boys-fotball med i mange år sa engang på spørsmål om hvorfor han ikke hadde tenkt å dra i begravelsen til en bekjent av han
Sagt med nordlandsk dialekt
"Koffor i all verden skulle æ det? Han kommer jo ikke i min!"
- Dennis
"Noen som trur København slår Lens i morra?"
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- Dennis
Hva er poenget med kort corner? [}:)]