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LUSCOS Forum => English, please => Emne startet av: lojosang på August 24, 2006, 22:36:01
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OK, basicly, this is it:
On OEF:
41.3% of the posts consists of various statements along the lines of "Blackwell is a moron and should be kicked out immediatly."
40.2% consists of Blackie glorification
5.2% consists of Crainey-bashing.
4.3% Bakke bashing
4.2% Bakke glorification
4.6% is transfer speculations, and complaints over tranfer activity or the lack thereof
The rest is sensible, thoughtful, enlightened discussions on various issues concering Leeds.
Oh, and OEF actually means "Early O stars that show double emission lines in He II 4686"
Google define never lies!
Oh, yeah, and 91.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. [:D]
I'll get back to the rest later.
"Eg harkje lett så møkje si Mammå fekk pattene i rullå"
-Ken Bates
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[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
i love the english, PLEASE -forum!
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Originally posted by lojosang
I'll get back to the rest later.
I think we'll put him to rest, rather...
When he's not posting here, he's in Ireland testing the local Whisky (http://"http://www.luscos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3645").
Bjønna on the other hand, is more into coffee (http://"http://www.luscos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6006") or showing off his latest repairs of his car (http://"http://www.luscos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2535")
There are some funny characters here, no doubt!
Now it's just for you to get to know them... [:I]
Good luck! (yeah might need it...)...
...gonna go up north. I'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forth
The hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelf
For the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself
B.Dylan
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I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....
Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman
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I know I speak it, and somehow I got the impression that you do to. [:P]
It's good to flex you bilingual muscle from time to time [:D]
"Eg harkje lett så møkje si Mammå fekk pattene i rullå"
-Ken Bates
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Originally posted by pikselator
I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....
Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman
I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]
Thomas
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Funny[:D][:D]
"No hadde det vært godt med en Whisky."
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Originally posted by Lids
Originally posted by pikselator
I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....
I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]
I speak even less, so you are right, he is wrong. Then, if turning right he is wrong, then what if he turns left, is he left then????
And what is he left with???
I am a little confused now...
Maybe you can make it right? [:I]
I ain't lookin' to compete with you, beat or cheat or mistreat you
Simplify you, classify you, deny, defy or crucify you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
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Kan vi ikke bare så like godt bytte denne om til Norsk igjen?:P
utifra at det kun er Norsk snakkene folk her :P
killer boots, man!!
26Killa, tidligere Foreverleeds
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Originally posted by 26Killa
Kan vi ikke bare så like godt bytte denne om til Norsk igjen?:P
utifra at det kun er Norsk snakkene folk her :P
VÃ…TTThh???
I ain't lookin' to compete with you, beat or cheat or mistreat you
Simplify you, classify you, deny, defy or crucify you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
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Assbear! He is saying that we might as well forget about this thread, as there are no english users in this forum!!
i say we keep it as a "sleeping thread" in case someone drops by...
-Stone (aka Pricks)
Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman
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Originally posted by pikselator
i say we keep it as a "sleeping thread" in case someone drops by...
-Stone (aka Pricks)
A good idea [:)]
Then we'll have somewhere to go when we get tired too [^]
I ain't lookin' to compete with you, beat or cheat or mistreat you
Simplify you, classify you, deny, defy or crucify you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
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i`m coming again and again
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two days ago we were saying all the time Blackwell out (ut in Norway language). Today we mostly say that Blackwell was a good manager, but we think Curbishley is gooder.
Flynn
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Originally posted by flynn
two days ago we were saying all the time Blackwell out (ut in Norway language). Today we mostly say that Blackwell was a good manager, but we think Curbishley is gooder.
Flynn
...and we all LOVE Wise... Unfortunately it's no good wordplays in Norwegian about Wise decisions etc so instead we say he can sit on the toilet and shit, since we all practise that a lot...
Not at least on this forum.
I ain't lookin' to compete with you, beat or cheat or mistreat you
Simplify you, classify you, deny, defy or crucify you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
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Bakke-bashing is down to a slow trickle, Blackie-bashing all but gone.
It's a wonder anything gets said at all.
"Eg harkje lett så møkje si Mammå fekk pattene i rullå"
-Ken Bates
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Oh, we're always into some kind of slaughter... At least we still got Crainey in that respect... though he gets more and more credit nowadays, yeah Moore yeah...
And then some even mentions Keegan (like in Kevin) and wants us to score 4 goals (like his ancient Newcastle - noone mentions his ol' England) and then duly forgets they often let in 5 goals...
All this only because Carver (still loooked upon as a Savior) used to meal alongside Kevin as they both lived (and worked) in Newcastle.
And Håkon still wants us to take another Ridsdale...
While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the President of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked
B.Dylan
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Word goes around in here that Claudio Ranieri has been at Elland Road on several occasions of late, (apparently at least once he was sitting next to Elvis...) We think that the reason for him coming to ER could be one out of a possible three;
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.
Some of us hope the latter is the correct answer.
Flynn
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Originally posted by flynn
Word goes around in here that Claudio Ranieri has been at Elland Road on several occasions of late, (apparently at least once he was sitting next to Elvis...) We think that the reason for him coming to ER could be one out of a possible three;
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.
Some of us hope the latter is the correct answer.
Flynn
Hahaha! [:D][:D][:D]
Now... that was a good one! [:D]
MARCHING ON TOGETHER!
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Originally posted by Lids
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Originally posted by pikselator
I have a sneking suspicion that there are no english speaking visitors to this forum. Am I Wrong?....
Pikselator (AKA Sten) -Your Friendly Forum Groundsman
I speak a little bit english, so you are wrong. [:o)]
Thomas
Yes you are, you are wrong Billy Wright !Or, youre
right Billy Wrong ![:)]
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off, it`s hard to be a niss.. ehm.. Leeds supporter nowadays..
But let`s turn this sinking ship over to a success!!
March everybody!
MARCHING ON TOGETHER!
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Originally posted by flynn
1) He really enjoy watching Leeds play, as their flair and attacking style appeal to his latin instincts.
2) He's got a frequent flyer programme with EasyJet, and a wine & dine programme with Ken Bates in a nearby steakhouse, so he is just hanging around waiting for Bates to join him.
3) He is seriously considering to manage Leeds in the near future.
Well, then we're left with 1) or 2) ...
The trail is dusty.............................The evenin' dusk was rollin'..................Trails of troubles
The road it might be rough...............I was walkin' down the track..................Roads of battles
but the good road is a-waitin'..........There was a one-way wind a-blowin'..........Paths of victory
And boys it aint far off.....................And it was blowin' at my back..................... We shall walk
B.Dylan
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Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]
Juleønske: R-R får Norsk tastatur til dataen sin! [8)]
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Originally posted by Øisten forkynner
Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]
Really??? Is he the new manager?
Where is Blackwell now then???
Haven't I heard that name Wise before?
Maybe someone can help me with that one...
I don't want to meet your kin Make you spin or do you in
Or select you or dissect you Or inspect you or reject you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
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I think he`s on the Betterings Way... (Blackie)
A pippipp has been kvittering in my ear that he intend to seuw uss for a whole lot åff månney...
Juleønske: R-R får Norsk tastatur til dataen sin! [8)]
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Originally posted by Asbjørn
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Originally posted by Øisten forkynner
Ehm.. obviously we seem to have got stuck with Dennis Wise lately... [:o]
Really??? Is he the new manager?
Where is Blackwell now then???
Haven't I heard that name Wise before?
Maybe someone can help me with that one...
I don't want to meet your kin Make you spin or do you in
Or select you or dissect you Or inspect you or reject you
All I really want to do, is baby, be friends with you
B.Dylan
No one can be helped with that one. He's beyond help.
Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Jeg ser ikke land lenger. Hvor er fyrtårent som skulle ha strålt i det fjerne?
Trenge vel for fakerten ikkje ha nåken signatur heller eg, vel! [:D]
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Post-relagation Summary:
We have stopped asking why the h... our famous strikers are unable to score for anyone apart their national team, and gotten used to the idea that those we have left actually scores for us.
We have stopped hating the football league, and begun to believe they actually made us a favour by deducting those points. At least now the promotion might not be secured until March/April, which extends the interesting part of this season considerably!
We understand that money is again being put into the rehabilitation of Elland Road, after all that Johnstone's Paint guys are coming over in a few weeks!
These days we are desparately trying to figure out what we can critisise Wise and Bates for while the club is winning games for fun.... It has to be said that some of us are more successful than others ;)
While all of that was going on someone went ahead and replaced the old forum with a brand new one, leaving us with even less things to hate.
Keep this up and you'll find this place practically empty within weeks :(
flynn
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Post-relagation Summary:
Keep this up and you'll find this place practically empty within weeks :(
Maybe we can do the laundry then?
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Maybe we can do the laundry then?
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Somehow I think you're pulling the rubber band a bit too far now, Assbear ;D