Emne: Dagens Simpson-quote

[B-m]

Beruset Torela?

[ToreLA]

Oh no. Bare i godt humør etter et par Simpsons-episoder...



"Dean Whitehead. Surely the uggliest face in modern football. Looks like a horse". John Bradley.

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[ToreLA]

Grandpa Simpson: - Anyway.... long story short...... is phrase whos origins are complicated and rambling



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[Dennis]

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. -  Homer

Ta Del I Flamingos Dynasti
Marching On Together!

[ToreLA]

Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place has got more pirated tapes than... eh...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Chief Wiggum: That'll have to do.
.....
Chief Wiggum: The owner is in more hot water then... eh....
Lou: Eh... Japanese tea-bag?
Chief Wiggum: Why don't you lay of the Asians, Lou.



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[Lars E]

På tide me ein nye quote nå Tore!

Forever Leeds

[ToreLA]

Homer: No! Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted! Heh... distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Let me call the suicide hotline and ask them.


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[ToreLA]

Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!


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[ToreLA]

To idag. Det er jo snart jul!

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.



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[ToreLA]

Slår på stortromma idag:

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.



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[Dennis]

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Marching On Together!

[ToreLA]

Homer: Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight i'm using a..... Apu, what do you call this thing again?
Apu: A napkin.
Homer: Ha-ha-ha..... Outrageous!


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[Pål Einar]

Homer: "Oh come on Marge, you have lots of friends... Like... Ehhh... Lisa... Ehhhh.. and the Stove,"

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[Eirik]

Tore!! Du klarer et sitat i uka i det minste! []

[ToreLA]

Marge: Oh, and there's a homecoming parade!
Homer: Then the big game between Springfield U and Springfiel A&M! I hate Springfield U so much!
Lisa: You went to Sprinfield U, you hate A&M...
Homer: ... so much!


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[ToreLA]

Homer: "Bill, bill, bill... ooh llib! Oh wait, bill..."


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[ToreLA]

Dette er kanskje ikke den morsomtste Simpsonquotesen, men det er kanskje den mest geniale av dem alle. Hyperkristne Ned Flanders klargjør seg for orkan og har sikret hele eiendommen sin, bortsett fra Krybbeopsetningen sin i hagen.

Ned: Oooh, I better go take down the manger scene. If baby Jesus got loose, he could really do some damage.


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[ToreLA]

Homer: I wan't to set the record straight; I thought the cop was a prostitute!


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[lojosang]

Why are good things s tasty!

Jokke for LUSCOS!

[B-m]

[ToreLA]

Påtide med en ny:

Homer: I got the grocerys!
Lisa: Maple soda? A cellphone full of candy? Astronaut bread? Dad, i gave you a list!
Homer: Oh yeah.... Huh, huh, huh... You where way off!

[Dennis]

Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!


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Verdens hardeste yrke: Leeds-supporter

[ToreLA]

Hehe, morsom episode det der.

[B-m]

quote:Originally posted by Mr Kaizer

Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!

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[ToreLA]

Bart: Dad, Are you licking toades!?
Homer: I'm not not licking toades.

[ToreLA]

Lisa: Dad, is there anything you'd like to tell us about this horde?
Homer: You'd think so, but no.
Marge: They look like you, they where rude to Patty and Selma and the horde has been described as "very gassy"!
Homer: Yeah, it's a good group.

[ToreLA]

Men simpsons er jo ikke bare gode kommentarer. Derfor må vi gjøre rom for en fantastisk scene fra sesong 16:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk

[ToreLA]

Homer: Why did you let that looser into our home?!
Marge: I'll tell you why; christian charity!
Homer: Christian Charity!? What does a pornstar has to do with this?

[Dennis]

quote:Originally posted by ToreLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk

"Stupid spider, afraid of dying!"

"What? Spider-poison, is people-poison?"

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- Dennis

[ToreLA]

Lisa: Oh, the famous Shelbyville Theatre district! Can we see a play?
Bart: Play? All plays suck. All the time and always will. And everyone knows it.
Homer: Look, we'll compromise. We'll go see a play....
Lisa: Hah!
Homer: .......that Lisa doesn't wanna see.