Skrevet av Emne: Dagens Simpson-quote (Lest 15139 ganger)

ToreLA · « **på:** Mai 28, 2005, 04:42:42 »

Denne tråden er viet tidenes aller beste og morsomste bidrag fra TV-skjermen.

Dagens:

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I don't speak English." "I'm married to the sea." "I don't wanna kill you, but I will." ... Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #1 på:** Mai 28, 2005, 06:01:56 »

Vel, teoretisk er det en ny dag:

Grandpa Simpson: "My son is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a cheat, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #2 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 02:06:10 »

"Leonard Nimoy: Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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tori_no · « **Svar #3 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 03:07:04 »

Man får det ikke morsommere enn man gjør det selv heter det!Det er godt du tar vare på deg selv Tore.....

Simpson er jo en sjefs-serie, det skal du ha!

ToreLA · « **Svar #4 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 03:53:02 »

Nettopp!

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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B-m · « **Svar #5 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 03:59:04 »

Hello operator give me the number to 911!!!!

ToreLA · « **Svar #6 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 05:42:15 »

Klassiker det.

Ny:

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #7 på:** Mai 29, 2005, 19:20:26 »

Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #8 på:** Mai 31, 2005, 04:40:11 »

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #9 på:** Juni 02, 2005, 04:20:15 »

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #10 på:** Juni 03, 2005, 04:22:06 »

Ja, da har denne tråden levd sitt eget fantastiske liv i Ã¨n uke! Til glede og inspirasjon for utrolig mange i en ellers grå hverdag. Følgelig følger følgende jubileumssitat:

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Sten · « **Svar #11 på:** Juni 03, 2005, 04:33:42 »

Min favorittråd dette. Keep up the good work!

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Asbjørn · « **Svar #12 på:** Juni 03, 2005, 04:49:46 »

quote:
Min favorittråd dette.

Favorittråd...

Mitt favorittråd derimot, det er...

...ja si det...

She knows there's no success like failure
And that failure's no success at all.

B-m · « **Svar #13 på:** Juni 04, 2005, 01:44:00 »

quote:
Originally posted by pikselator

Min favorittråd dette. Keep up the good work!

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Men piks, min snooker tråd var mer patetisk vel??

Yeah i know

Sten · « **Svar #14 på:** Juni 04, 2005, 13:56:49 »

quote:
Men piks, min snooker tråd var mer patetisk vel??

Har planer om en curlingtråd som redefinerer patetisk..

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Bye · « **Svar #15 på:** Juni 04, 2005, 20:44:51 »

Må nesten forklare denne; En storm er på vei, og Simpsons' og Flanders' forbereder seg, ved å ta ned løse objekter i hagen:
"Oh, better take down little baby Jesus, if he gets loose he could really do some damage!"

Lexie

ToreLA · « **Svar #16 på:** Juni 05, 2005, 20:21:46 »

Hehe...

Dagens kommer fra vår kjære politisjef, Chief Wiggum:

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Bye · « **Svar #17 på:** Juni 11, 2005, 20:34:30 »

"Son, this is the only time Im ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose."

Lexie

ToreLA · « **Svar #18 på:** Juni 12, 2005, 12:48:42 »

En enkel idag:

Homer no function beer well without.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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Sten · « **Svar #19 på:** Juni 19, 2005, 21:24:05 »

går litt nedover med denne tråden, ToreLA?

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Bye · « **Svar #20 på:** Juni 19, 2005, 21:57:03 »

"Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! "

Lexie

ToreLA · « **Svar #21 på:** Juni 20, 2005, 04:55:11 »

Denne tråden er på vei oppover igjen!

Nå en fra Homer igjen:

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day"

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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B-m · « **Svar #22 på:** Juni 20, 2005, 19:50:42 »

d'oh!!

Yeah i know

ToreLA · « **Svar #23 på:** Juni 21, 2005, 05:19:58 »

Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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knut_eknes · « **Svar #24 på:** Juni 22, 2005, 14:24:00 »

Marge og Homer er inne på kontoret til fylkesmannen(heter sikkert noe annet i USA, men men..)da han plutselig kollapser..

Marge: Quick, somebody perform CPR!
Homer: eh...(synger) I see a bad moon rising...
Marge:No Homer thats CCR, i meant CPR!
Homer:D'oh

ToreLA · « **Svar #25 på:** Juli 03, 2005, 21:16:27 »

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #26 på:** Juli 24, 2005, 01:24:12 »

Homer: Honey, there's a point in every fathers life when he blows up his daughters room.

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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baste · « **Svar #27 på:** Juli 24, 2005, 01:53:26 »

ToreLA er snart fast på A-laget....ikke dårlig bare det.

ToreLA · « **Svar #28 på:** Juli 24, 2005, 18:14:44 »

Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!

"Marge, this could take all night. Prepare a mug of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"

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ToreLA · « **Svar #29 på:** August 20, 2005, 07:30:07 »

Armymann 1: I can't believe the sarge said we're the worst bunch he's ever seen!
Armymann 2: See, I have to believe he's seen worse bunches then us.
Armymann 1: But he said...
Armymann 2: Yeah, I know what he said. He was just trying to motivate us!
Armymann 1: Well, it ruined the whole hike.

"Dean Whitehead. Surely the uggliest face in modern football. Looks like a horse". John Bradley.

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