Following on from last year’s ill-conceived advice not to go to bed yet, Leeds United are making sure nice and early that it’s ok for sleepy fans to head up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, as absolutely nothing of note is likely to happen at Elland Road in terms of slumber-depriving incoming transfer activity. Our source at Leeds has confirmed that “Is too late to do anything, not even in your dreams, my friendâ€.
Leeds fans are advised to:
Make a nice cup of cocoa
Turn Sky’s Deadline Day programme OFF
Put some nice clean ‘jamas on
Book tickets for the next home game
Save up for your pie tax
Stay off Twitter
Go to bed
Sweet dreams of the Emergency Loan window