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Manchester United 0 Leeds United 1 (FA Cup Round 3)
Ohhhhh yessssss!
Scum where were you ?
This was the game that for United fans was always going to be about putting in a respectable performance, but somewhere along the line, things didn’t seem to work our for those jokers from Manchester. Robert Snodgrass was replaced by Johnny Howson, in the starting line up, as the hosts put out a pretty strong eleven, with Rooney and Berbatov, providing a £50M+ attacking partnership, that rarely troubled a United defence who bossed things throughout.
Gary Neville, an absolute wanker of the highest order, proved his days are numbered with an uncertain display against Bradley Johnson, whilst Danny Welbeck, pranced around like he was actually any good. With United toying with the Scum bastards, Evans and Brown struggled against Beckford and Becchio, and it came as no surprise on twenty minutes to see Jermaine Beckford latch onto Johnny Howson’s long pass, and beat that foreign twat in goal, whose name escapes me.
“One nil in yer cup final†reverberated around Old Trafford, as a silent home crowd showed what shit supporters they really are.
Half time saw United 1-0 to the good, but a muted home crowd sat in silence as the home side struggled to make any impact. Snodgrass’s introduction confirmed United’s dominance, and Beckford was unfortunate to see his shot drift just wide, before Snodgrass smashed a free kick against the bar/post.
The referee Chris Foy might as well have donned a Scum shirt in the first half, he did however even things up in the second half, but there was only one team in it in the second period, and whilst that Welsh bastard Owen ran around with plenty of gusto, and Sports Personality of the Year (you couldn’t make it up) Giggs cajoled the punters, there IS only ONE United, and an astonishing five minutes injury time still failed to conjur up anything for those Scum twats.
Woodini Ratings;
* Ankergren 8
* Crowe 8.5
* Hughes 8.5
* Naylor 9
* Kisnorbo 9.5
* Doyle 8
* Howson 8
* Kilkenny 8.5
* Johnson 8
* Becchio 8
* Beckford 8.5
Subs;
* Snodgrass 9
* Michalik 8
* White 8
Scum;
* Kus…. 6
* Neville – absolute twat, a shit twat -1
* Flavio – best Scum player 6
* Brown – twat,a shit one at that, should have been sent off 4
* Evans – welsh sounding Irish twat 5
* Wellbeck – who do you think you are, you twat 3
* Obertan – absolute shite 4
* Anderson – shit 4
* Gibson – overated twat 4
* Berbatov – you’re having a laugh 3
* Rooney – fat scouse twat 5
Subs;
* Valencia – shit 5
* Giggs – Sports Perso…….ha ha ha 0
* Owen – welsh bastard 4
Crowd; Silence……………………76,000
Champagne Moment; Beckford’s winner.
Referee; Chris Foy – homer.
