Kippax Athletic vs Kampen Øl & Ball

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VIKINGS TO INVADE KIPPAX
England face Norway in low level football match…


United legend Eddie Gray will be the special guest when Kippax Athletic entertain their Norweign counterparts from Kampen, Norway this weekend. Gary Edwards, the author of Paint It White and official Matchday programme contributor, will be heading the Kippax outfit against Kampen Øl & Ball from Oslo on Saturday for what promises to be a game with a difference.

The official press release says: "With players who have neither physical or technical skills the only thing that might entertain possible spectators is the ridiculously low level. Watch Kippax vs Kampen and dieâ€"of laughter. "Especially the visitors from Norway have a heavy side, as several team members pay tribute to the art of football by possessing fairly large, ball-shaped bodies." Kampen is nevertheless confident of victory. "We may be big and slow", says Rune Roalsvig, tour manager and hard-tackling, no-nonsense defender at Kampen. "In return, we possess what is probably the tightest defense in European football. “Whoever will score against us must not only be the fastest man alive, but also extremely strong, technical and supple. And, of course, we do not believe that anyone in Kippax Athletic possess all of these skills. “Perhaps a player like Peter Lorimer or Mick Jones could score a goal against us, but few others. “We are looking forward to the big test against Gary Edwards men, and we are all bringing our Viking helmets, so we are all set to go.

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