Denne er fin :
Schmeichel 6/10 Couldn’t do anything with any of the goals with that shower of nonsense in front of him. His Dad could in his prime could have been in goal with him today and we still would have lost. Kicked like an aspiring model on her first catwalk assingement.
The Yank 1/10 I thought the jersey looked quite good on him and his hairstyle has a certain devil may care about it. More suited to hanging around corners than trying to defend them.
Andy O Brien 1/10 Mrs. O Brien from Father Ted would have been more effective. At least she could have offered them tea in the hopes of trying to distract them as they came in wave after wave.
Lenny Bruce 1/10 A true comedian. Wonderful performance, cant wait to see him in the Comedy Club or on Mock the Week.
George Gently 0/10 I've been following Leeds since 1970 and I genuinely can’t remember a worse left back. Shuffles around the box like a drunk uncle at a wedding. The Italians defended with more effectiveness in the second world war. This is a guy who actually volunteered to quit International Football. The mind boggles.
The Captain 1/10 I think he came out with a shovel and then dug a hole. I noticed him at the kick off and then have no idea where he went. I wish the search party much success.
The Sweeney 1/10 When he wasn’t whining about something, he seemed to be throwing himself on the ground for no apparent reason. Wouldn’t have looked out of place playing an elderly aunt in an Oscar Wilde farce.
Maxie 7/10 Our best player even if he did give away a daft penalty. Personally I think the white jersey confused him and he thought he was actually lashing out at George Gently.
Snodgrass 4/10 Generally useless and was probably our second best player on the day….that’s a really depressing statement. Looked drunk…I’m going to join his soon after today’s comedy fest.
The Argie 2/10 Well God knows he tries his best. Couldn’t trap a ball with a fishing net and has all the finesse of a drunken Oliver Reed at a free bar. Still he runs around a lot, gets a lot of free kicks cos he keeps bumping into himself and as such we love him.
Outspan 2/10 Can only score when sprung from the bench and he’s a bit miffed. Some fantastic movement and mazy runs. If he could do all of this with the ball at his feet, he’d be worth millions. There’s a bright future for him and the Argie on Come Dancing.
