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Full name    Alan Sheehan
Date of birth    September 14, 1986 (1986-09-14) (age 21)
Place of birth       Galway, Ireland
Height    5'11"
Playing position    Left Full back


http://www.lcfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/LatestNews/0,,10274~1230272,00.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sheehan

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Har ein liten morsom historis sjøl.

Har ein kompis( LEEDS supporter) som kjøre by bussen i Haugesund og ein lørdag når det regnet det noe inni helvete kjørte han buss . Han kjørte mot et bus stopp der han så 4-5 LFC drakter og ingen andre så han skiftet stedsnavn på bussen slik at den ikke viste sentrum men annet sted.

Senere sitter han på puben og høre dei samme 4-5 snakke om den jævla bussen som aldri kom og dei gikk ned til puben i det regn været. Han måtte bare gå ut litt for han måtte le så inni helvete.


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Mackem vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Sunderland couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Mackem said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Manchester and anywhere in Liverpool. []

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...i går for å sjekke nye spillere. En kjenning av meg mente det var først og fremst Koren og Jarstein han "scouta". Ingen av dem imponerte vel nevneverdig i går [B)]

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Legendarily 'uncompromising' Leeds stopper Norman Hunter picks a team to take on, well, anyone. Fancy some? Do ya?

http://www.fourfourtwo.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Perfect/0,,11442~559628,00.html

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