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B-m

#30
August 20, 2005, 07:44:00
Beruset Torela?
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who killed Trondheimwhite?

ToreLA

#31
August 20, 2005, 07:56:08
Oh no. Bare i godt humør etter et par Simpsons-episoder...



"Dean Whitehead. Surely the uggliest face in modern football. Looks like a horse". John Bradley.

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ToreLA

#32
August 23, 2005, 05:19:38
Grandpa Simpson: - Anyway.... long story short...... is phrase whos origins are complicated and rambling



Oh shit! Run!

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Dennis

#33
August 23, 2005, 17:59:28
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. -  Homer

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ToreLA

#34
September 07, 2005, 01:43:28 Last Edit: September 07, 2005, 01:44:05 by ToreLA
Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place has got more pirated tapes than... eh...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Chief Wiggum: That'll have to do.
.....
Chief Wiggum: The owner is in more hot water then... eh....
Lou: Eh... Japanese tea-bag?
Chief Wiggum: Why don't you lay of the Asians, Lou.



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Lars E

#35
September 20, 2005, 21:25:21
På tide me ein nye quote nå Tore! :)

Forever Leeds
Forever Leeds

ToreLA

#36
November 29, 2005, 05:56:28
Homer: No! Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted! Heh... distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Let me call the suicide hotline and ask them.


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#37
December 02, 2005, 18:53:14
Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!


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ToreLA

#38
December 02, 2005, 19:00:49
To idag. Det er jo snart jul!

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.



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#39
December 02, 2005, 19:10:58
Slår på stortromma idag:

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.



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Dennis

#40
December 03, 2005, 16:07:41 Last Edit: December 03, 2005, 16:08:04 by Mr Kaizer
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

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#41
December 21, 2005, 08:34:17
Homer: Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight i'm using a..... Apu, what do you call this thing again?
Apu: A napkin.
Homer: Ha-ha-ha..... Outrageous!


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Pål Einar

#42
December 22, 2005, 01:07:41
Homer: "Oh come on Marge, you have lots of friends... Like... Ehhh... Lisa... Ehhhh.. and the Stove,"

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- Only users loose drugs

Eirik

#43
January 02, 2006, 03:58:42
Tore!! Du klarer et sitat i uka i det minste! [:)]
 

ToreLA

#44
March 24, 2006, 05:50:05 Last Edit: March 24, 2006, 05:50:49 by ToreLA
Marge: Oh, and there's a homecoming parade!
Homer: Then the big game between Springfield U and Springfiel A&M! I hate Springfield U so much!
Lisa: You went to Sprinfield U, you hate A&M...
Homer: ... so much!


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ToreLA

#45
March 24, 2006, 05:54:22 Last Edit: March 24, 2006, 05:54:55 by ToreLA
Homer: "Bill, bill, bill... ooh llib! Oh wait, bill..."


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ToreLA

#46
March 26, 2006, 21:27:46
Dette er kanskje ikke den morsomtste Simpsonquotesen, men det er kanskje den mest geniale av dem alle. Hyperkristne Ned Flanders klargjør seg for orkan og har sikret hele eiendommen sin, bortsett fra Krybbeopsetningen sin i hagen.

Ned: Oooh, I better go take down the manger scene. If baby Jesus got loose, he could really do some damage.


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ToreLA

#47
March 28, 2006, 07:02:54
Homer: I wan't to set the record straight; I thought the cop was a prostitute!


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lojosang

#48
March 28, 2006, 17:46:34
Why are good things s tasty!

Jokke for LUSCOS!
- Leif Olav

B-m

#49
September 02, 2006, 20:55:09
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who killed Trondheimwhite?

ToreLA

#50
November 13, 2006, 09:18:23
Påtide med en ny:

Homer: I got the grocerys!
Lisa: Maple soda? A cellphone full of candy? Astronaut bread? Dad, i gave you a list!
Homer: Oh yeah.... Huh, huh, huh... You where way off!



Dennis

#51
November 13, 2006, 21:45:28
Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!


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ToreLA

#52
November 13, 2006, 23:00:59
Hehe, morsom episode det der.



B-m

#53
November 13, 2006, 23:07:24
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Kaizer

Så en episode på torsdag der Marges søster, Selma, skulle adoptere en unge fra Kina. De kinesiske myndighetene tillot ikke adopsjon uten at det var et par som ville adoptere. Altså skriver Selma opp navnet til Homer som ektemann.
Adopsjonsdamen spør om Homer Simpson er hennes ektemann og Selma svarer noe sånt som : "Yes, he's the man of my life and the light of my soul" eller no i den duren.

Så kuttes det til en restaurant der Homer sitter sammen med Lenny og Carl. Plutselig grøsser han over hele seg. Måtte ha sett den, men det var fryktelig morsomt!





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ToreLA

#54
November 17, 2006, 01:21:36
Bart: Dad, Are you licking toades!?
Homer: I'm not not licking toades.



ToreLA

#55
November 18, 2006, 07:04:07
Lisa: Dad, is there anything you'd like to tell us about this horde?
Homer: You'd think so, but no.
Marge: They look like you, they where rude to Patty and Selma and the horde has been described as "very gassy"!
Homer: Yeah, it's a good group.



ToreLA

#56
November 18, 2006, 20:09:40
Men simpsons er jo ikke bare gode kommentarer. Derfor må vi gjøre rom for en fantastisk scene fra sesong 16:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk



ToreLA

#57
December 18, 2006, 21:40:19
Homer: Why did you let that looser into our home?!
Marge: I'll tell you why; christian charity!
Homer: Christian Charity!? What does a pornstar has to do with this?



Dennis

#58
December 18, 2006, 22:32:56
quote:
Originally posted by ToreLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45ONDY9Wwk


"Stupid spider, afraid of dying!"

"What? Spider-poison, is people-poison?"

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- Dennis
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ToreLA

#59
December 20, 2006, 04:30:56 Last Edit: December 20, 2006, 04:31:21 by ToreLA
Lisa: Oh, the famous Shelbyville Theatre district! Can we see a play?
Bart: Play? All plays suck. All the time and always will. And everyone knows it.
Homer: Look, we'll compromise. We'll go see a play....
Lisa: Hah!
Homer: .......that Lisa doesn't wanna see.



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