Dagens Simpson-quote

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ToreLA

Homer: But I am no super genious...... or...... are I?




gjc

Homer: If he is so smart, how come he is dead?



LLL !
LLL !

ToreLA

Lenny: I'll tell you how she died. You know that sign that says "do not stand up on the rollercoaster"?
Bart: Yeah...?
Lenny: Overdosed right in front of it.




Bites Yer Legs

#63
kanskje ikkje helt ordrett, men lo godt da eg så det og ler forsatt..

Homer: Oh no! We killed Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!

NORMAN HUNTER BITES YER LEGS!!
KEEP FIGHTING!!

Bites Yer Legs

Marge: Our son joined the army!
Homer: Ahh! Big deal, by the time Bart's 18 we're gonna control the world! We're China, right?

NORMAN HUNTER BITES YER LEGS!!
KEEP FIGHTING!!

ragnar

Lenge siden sist nå... [}:)]

*Champions of CCC 06/07*
*In El Loco we trust!*

ToreLA

Her kommer en ny! Fran en halloween-episode der Homer døde etter å ha spist brokkoli og kommer tilbake til Marge for hjelp.

Homer: Oh Marge, you've gotta help me. I've gotta do one good deed to get into heaven!
Marge: Well, i've got a whole list of chores; clean the garage, paint the house, grab the t.......
Homer: Wow, wow, i'm just trying to get in, i'm not running for jesus.




ToreLA

Homer: I've never been so emberrased! And the worst part is this i brunch, so you've ruined two meals. I'll see you all at lupper.




ToreLA

Magazine editor: Amazing, Homer. These photos has page one written all over them. Why the hell did you do that for?




ToreLA

Mr. Burns: "Who should appear but the love of my college-years; Mimsy Bancroft. Of course by then, Mimsy had her share of wrinkles and a grey hair or two, but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections, to her 21 year old daughter Lilly."




lojosang

SpiderPig, SpiderPig!

Trenge vel for fakerten  ikkje ha nåken signatur heller eg, vel! [:D]
- Leif Olav

Dennis

Beklager hvis det er postet før, men jeg så episoden der Lisa blir forelsket i bølla Nelson i går. Nelson og Lisa har piknik på en ås med utsikt til Springfield og har det veldig kos. Nelson og Lisa ender opp med å kysse da gjengen til Nelson med Jimbo og co dukker opp og sier

"You kissed a girl! That's so gay!" [:D]



- Dennis
Marching on together!

ToreLA

"An old man has gone crazy down at the ER! He's demanding to see a Quack".


ToreLA

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.


Bites Yer Legs

 ;D ;D ;D ;Dden var verd å hente opp igjen tråden for ;D ;D
KEEP FIGHTING!!

ToreLA

Var lenge siden sist nå  ;D